THIS ALBUM BETTER HAVE 40 BONUS TRACKS AND THE DISC LINED WITH EDIBLE GOLD AND A DELUXE EDITION WITH POSTERS INSIDE AND A TOUR DVD BECAUSE I HAVE WAITED TOO FUCKING LONG
Reasons to date Calum Hood
- Mali-Koa Hood
- Mali-Koa Hood
- Mali-Koa Hood
- He is related to Mali-Koa Hood
- Mali-Koa Hood
- MALI FUCKING HOOD
For being with 5SOS on tour
For making Luke finish school
For raising such a gentleman
For taking care of the boys
For being a good mother in general
For her pictures of them onstage.
For her selfie game being on 100
Liz is awesome, though, you guys.
Can we just appreciate her?
i just wanna travel the world and go to concerts every other night why does school ruin everything
Reasons I should be in a band:
1) I’d be really amusing in interviews
2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter
3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)
4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good
Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:
1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit
Calum:
Michael went through puberty like 5 years before me, I probably still haven't hit it
50% of me:
"I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me:
"I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50
Maybe Michael always yells at Luke because he’s secretly a Luke girl and can’t handle his shit